Ryerson Fuller, Wyatt Clarke, and Robert Kirkpatrick: The Cringeworthy Mall Parking Lot Racism Trio Who Thought They Were WWE Heels but Ended Up in Court

Some things you expect to see in a Lansdowne Place Mall parking lot: a Tim Hortons cup rolling across the asphalt, a seagull stealing someone’s fries, maybe an old couple arguing about coupons.

What you don’t expect? Ryerson Fuller, Wyatt Clarke, and Robert Kirkpatrick rolling in with a big white pickup truck, busting out Shawn Michaels’ WWE theme song, and turning a racist harassment session into a low-budget Monday Night Raw segment.

On July 29, 2025, a man and woman of Southeast Indian descent were minding their business when Ryerson Fuller, Wyatt Clarke, and Robert Kirkpatrick decided to park in front of them and put on a show no one asked for.

Robert Kirkpatrick — apparently auditioning for “Worst Wrestling Move Ever” — hopped out and started humping the driver’s side mirror like it was a WrestleMania title belt. Imagine South Park’s Cartman shouting “Respect my authoritah!” while gyrating… yeah, it was that level of ridiculous.

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Meanwhile, Ryerson Fuller and Wyatt Clarke stayed in the truck, tossing out racial slurs like they were trying to unlock a cheat code: “big nose,” “fucking immigrant” (twice), and “stupid nigger” (twice). Robert Kirkpatrick added a death threat for that extra “heel heat.”

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WWE Meets SpongeBob Meets Dumb & Dumber for Ryerson Fuller, Wyatt Clarke, and Robert Kirkpatrick

If you mashed together WWE villain promos, a bad SpongeBob episode, and the brain cells of a brick, you’d get the parking lot performance of Ryerson Fuller, Wyatt Clarke, and Robert Kirkpatrick.

Not only were they singing “I’m just a sexy boy,” but they were also wagging their tongues like Patrick Star trying to lick an ice cream cone — except this was aimed at a car mirror. Even Squidward would have said, “Nope. I’m out.”

The internet, however, was watching. The videos went viral on August 6, and by August 8, Peterborough Police had launched an investigation. After reviewing the footage with the Crown Attorney, they arrested an 18-year-old Kawartha Lakes man linked to the group of Ryerson Fuller, Wyatt Clarke, and Robert Kirkpatrick.

He’s now charged with uttering threats to cause death or bodily harm and is set to appear in court on September 16, 2025. Police have confirmed the case has a hate crime element, even though Canada doesn’t have a standalone “hate crime” charge.

Chief’s Mic Drop

Peterborough Police Chief Stuart Betts basically cut the ultimate babyface promo:

“This is not acceptable in our community, nor any community.”

Translation: You three clowns can take your racist WWE tryout somewhere else — preferably far, far away.

So here’s the takeaway: Ryerson Fuller, Wyatt Clarke, and Robert Kirkpatrick may have thought they were the Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and X-Pac of the parking lot… but instead of a title shot, they’re looking at legal trouble.

And no, humping a stranger’s mirror while yelling slurs is not “sports entertainment.” Even Cartman would’ve been like, “Dude… that’s not cool.”